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WTF Consulting, LLC

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Consulting, llc

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Maybe? Or

Well That's Fantastic?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?Why Therapy Fails?

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What do you think it means? It can't actually mean THAT, right?

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I don't even CARE what it means, I gotta meet whoever would name a business that!

You probably have questions, which is fair...

Feel free to send 'em 

I like answering questions,

Hear me out tho'

So listen, here's the thing. Most people don't like talking about mental health-especially you fellas (yep, gonna call you out just like that). I can't tell you how many time I've heard, 'oh therapy is great if you need it, I don't need it tho'.' Well, spoiler alert: yes, you do-everybody does-because here's the thing, everybody is a little fucked up, myself included. The difference is knowing that being a little fucked up doesn't mean you're irreparably broken.

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So what there was another option. What if you felt more like you were hanging out with a friend. A homie with a very specific set of skills, that she herself will tell if if she uses or not? What if for the first time you felt like you could say anything-even THAT thing you've never said out loud because you knew the person across from you genuinely gives a shit about you, not just during your appointment time, and it wouldn't change their perception of you at all? What if for the first time you allowed yourself the room to just be, instead of always being a spouse, partner, parent, sibling, child, employee, or friend?

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One of the biggest misconceptions is if you hang out with someone like me, something is 'wrong' with you-there is something that has disrupted your life to the point there's no more denying something isn't right. Here's the problem with that, yes, absolutely by all means reach out if you're not ok, also reach out if you ARE ok. The best defense is a good offense, you know.

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Now I bet you definitely have questions.

Let's see how many I can answer first-just for fun

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Consultations are important to ensure a good working relationship while providing the opportunity to address any questions you may have. Did I mention it was free?

Click the link below to schedule your consultation now!

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The Pay As You Go Option allows you to schedule your appointments as needed instead of having consistently scheduled appointments.

Regular Pay As You Go Rates

​60 Minutes: $150

30 Minutes: $75

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*All Pay As You Go Appointments MUST be paid when appointment is booked

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We utilize a Sliding-Scale in an effort to ensure quality services are affordable for everyone.​​ The Sliding-Scale can be utilized for both Pay As You Go appointments, Monthly Subscriptions, and start at $62.50/hr.

Please click the link to receive more information regarding our sliding scale.

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There are multiple options for Monthly Subscriptions, which ensure you have consistent, scheduled appointments and access to exclusive content.

Please click the link below to learn more about our many subscription options.

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*DISCLAIMER: External links do not represent the beliefs of our staff-sometimes shit is just meant to be funny

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