What the difference between a consultant and a life-coach or licensed therapist?

Head on back to the homepage and flip those WTF cards on over-that's the difference. Humans meeting humans. We believe in reciprocal relationships, accessibility, and affordability. We don't see you as an appointment time or a paycheck, we see YOU-even the you nobody's ever seen because they've been busy defining you by that thing you don't like talking about. Yeah, we see you not that.

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How do I make an appointment?

If you're new here, start with a consultation. Find your way back to the homepage and scroll down until you see 'Services.' Under the Pay as You Go Section there's a button that will send an email so we know you're interested in hanging out. Make sure when you send that email you include your availability so you can get scheduled quick.

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What if I don't live anywhere close to the office?

All good-we dabble in the virtual realm too. Just let us know if you need an online appointment versus an in office appointment. We'll send you the link for your online appointments.

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How do I get a subscription?

There's so many different options for subscriptions and it would suck to buy a subscription and then not vibe with your consultant. If you're new here, start with a consultation for sure (it's free anyway). Then let's book a couple Pay as You Go appointments-whether it's at the Regular rate or the Sliding Scale Rate you qualify for. After those we can talk subscriptions and help you choose the one that's going to work best for you.

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How do I cancel a subscription?

Easy-tell us. We do need a 14-day notice though. 

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How does the Sliding Scale work?

​We run ours a little different-mostly because we can. We base your rate on your NET income and the number of heads in the house. Yep, you read that right-that gross income is exactly that-fucking gross because that's money you DON'T have to handle the shit you're responsible for.

 

Why do we run the Sliding Scale so different?

Because we can and because it's easier to make services affordable that way, that's why. Sliding Scale 60-minute rates start at $62.50-don't have $60? We can do 30-minute appointments-those rates start at $31.25.

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What excuse am I gonna use now to not handle my shit?

There isn't one, other than you don't want better for yourself and that's pretty lame. Yes, it's uncomfortable sometimes, how comfortable are you now though, like really?  There's a difference between being comfortable and being in denial, just saying.